Equipment:
    Nikon Coolpix 5700, Canon Powershot S70, SLIK U8000 tripod, Kitchen-Aid Professional 5™ Plus Series Stand Mixer

Site Info:
    This interface was designed in exactly 16.5 minutes, 14 of which were spent looking for pictures of Jessica Alba.
Why is there an arrow?
    I needed the line tool in photoshop and it was already set that way. I'm literally that lazy.

About Me:
Age: Old

Ethnicocity: Chinglish

Localization: Queens, NY

Marital Status: Divoriced 3 times.

Porn Name: Lucky Northern

Elf Name: Aerandir Ancalimė

Online Name: BaconNeggs

Real Life Name: Hey Retard!

Interests: Volleyball, drawing, cows, hiking, tennis, anime, comics, baking, womens, Tekken, Radiohead, Foo Fighters, Vanessa Mae, Joss Stone, licking Julia Chang's thighs, cows, walking around the city at 3 am

What I watch: Rome, Barbershop, various anime, Food Network, Daily Show, Anything in Hi-Def

    Born a simple farmboy in New York City, I still live 4 blocks away from the building I was raised in. Having degrees in Fashion Illustration and Computer Animation, I currently work in the porn industry as my day job. In my free time I paint pictures of mongooses(mongeese??) and refresh my Friendster, Myspace, and Xanga page every 30 seconds in hopes of getting ONE friend. I also keep all my hair and toenail clippings in plastic bags in my closet. Why are you still reading this? I don't even find my writing amusing. I will now copy and paste the front page article from today's Wikipedia: The Commodore 64 was a popular home computer of the 1980s. Announced by Commodore Business Machines in January 1982 and released in August of that year at a price of US$595, it offered unprecedented value (sound and graphics performance) for the money. Aggressive pricing of the C64 by Commodore was one of the major catalysts for the video game crash of 1983. Approximately 15,000 software titles were made for the Commodore 64, including games, development tools, and office applications. It is also credited with popularizing the computer demo scene. With estimated sales between 17 and 25 million units by the time it was discontinued in 1993, the C64 became and remains the best-selling computer model of all time. I drive the second largest SUV available. I've only run over 3 schoolchildren this week. I'm improving! I'm a bewitching and sexually ambiguous evil ninja mastermind that no one knows anything about, hellbent on world domination, eerily calm even in the midst of chaos. Scarysmart, tiny, seemingly-delicate with a deadly temper and awesome strength; this distant arrogant aristocrat wants to bring down the society he was born into.

    Dunno why, but I have a Mixi page, its like japanese myspace. Note that I cannot read or comprehend japanese at all.
http://mixi.jp/show_friend.pl?id=1200494
    Sign up, be confused and add me as a friend.
I wonder what my profile says...






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